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[lamortdeshommes]

Did you all have fun?

Haine, I hope you survived. I'd hate to hear that you died. You silly thing.

This ship is so dull.

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[sonotyourdog]

Now why the hell do you think I died?

[lamortdeshommes]

I hadn't heard from you in a while.

[sonotyourdog]

I posted over these things a few days ago.

[lamortdeshommes]

Oh? I seem to have missed it. I was... distracted.

In any case, Happy Birthday, Childe.

[shipshapeshipco]

Now now, lady! Nothing so dire should be said in such haste! This ship is engorged to the popping point with delights. Allow me to offer a simple metaphor:

Right now, deep in the Black Forest, a wurst-maker's unruly ward attempts to stuff a pork casing with an inordinate amount of blended meats. Only now his boyish grin may slip as he twists the ends to make a link; the mess will be extraordinary, and the beating unprecedented.

So try to be excited, because you must now see: If our dear Elegante is a delicious German sausage, then we are the demure German field-mice stealing sausage from the floor as the master of the house batters his adopted son to within a vienners' length of mortality!

[lamortdeshommes]

I don't eat sausages, Samuel. They are disgusting. And if the boy dropped the meat to the floor, then he deserves to be beaten within an inch of his life for failing to be attentive to his tasks.

[shipshapeshipco]

You certainly have a German sensibility, don't you?

Come, we will explore the decks together, and enjoy what I am told is a newly safe era on board- safe from what, though, I have no idea. Were we accosted by solicitors?

[lamortdeshommes]

Spanish, my friend.

Very well. On which deck shall I meet you? Know that I must avoid the first deck until the sun has set.

[blindimmortal]

On the contrary, I find this place to be very amusing.

[lamortdeshommes]

I'm glad you do. I've yet to find anything that has happened on this ship to be amusing.

[blindimmortal]

You haven't looked in the right places.

[Says the blind woman]

[lamortdeshommes]

Psh. I've seen enough of this wreck.

[shenghuanzhe]

It's only dull if you stay outta things, girl.

[lamortdeshommes]

The problems of the other passengers do not concern me.

[shenghuanzhe]

You got enough'a your own, I suppose. Weren't you gonna work on some in the library?

[lamortdeshommes]

That's correct. And I believe someone was going to be assisting me with calculations and the like?