I know I haven't updated in a while, so here's a link to a script I wrote. It's for the League of Anti-Justice. Snarky and I are trying to restart the comic ( Read more... )

So here's the link that I promised to the comic I'm writing for. My friend, Snarky, and I are entering it for free web hosting. He did the art and I did most of the writing. We'll be updating as frequently as Snarky can draw them (The entire issue is written) so watch for that every so often, though I may post whenever we update ( Read more... )

I know, that time of month has come and gone. Still no update. That's because I've been working with a friend on a webcomic to be entered into a contest for free webhosting. I'll post the link when the first pages or online. So sit tight.

Thousands of paper bags flew into the air and popped simultaneously showering popcorn on children. This interrupted the children’s daily routine of sorting tax returns. They all looked up and drew a heavy sigh on ticker tape. Remembering their previous engagements, the children marched single file over a cliff and into a submarine. There they ( Read more... )

            Snarky stopped at a shelf and admired a particular item. He picked it up and rotated it. He used his keen eye to scan its surface for any imperfections. Finally he turned to the shopkeeper and said pointing at it, “Do you have this in a medium?”

The shopkeeper looked at the item, then back at Snarky. He cocked an eyebrow and ( Read more... )

“Doctor Chalmers!” Nurse Lampshade shouted taking a bite out of a large chicken drumstick. “We’re losing the patient, you must act fast!”

Chalmers shook his head and replied to the nurse, “I’m sorry, I’m a bit distracted after losing my DVD player. I-I just need to take a moment to think.”

“Doctor, we don’t have time, you ( Read more... )

            Once upon a time, the stars foretold of a prophecy. This prophecy told of a man. A man who was a guy. This “guy” took bribes from the chief of the stupid-head economic board of stuff. The police found out about this and were all like, “Hey you, you are a guy.” And the guy was like, “Yeah, yeah I am.”

So they were all like, “ ( Read more... )

OK, I want it to be about a shy girl named -> Taik (kait backwards..?) who moves to the big city to make it famous

sound okay ..?

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Taik and the Bottle

By Jonathan Freakin’ Handley

When Taik moved to the big city to make it big, she didn’t expect it to be easy. In fact she ( Read more... )

You should write one about a Super Villan trying to take over the world who is in competition with another Super Villian and in a comedic turn of events they end of destroying the moon with the most unplassable device known to man, Ducked Tape and shoe string

~Sean

Author's note: Yeah, sorry, it's been awhile. It will be a while longer if you guys ( Read more... )

I have a seasonal job as one of ( Read more... )