I dial the number, knowing it's not going to be good - no way are they going to believe me! I've used the same excuse time and time again and by now they're going to start thinking I'm a bad cook. The phone picks up after several rings and I hear a grainy version of my supervisors voice that says "it is me ( Read more... )

Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"

March
Attractive personality.sexy. Affectionate.Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. ( Read more... )

It was a week day, and the sound of my alarm going off yanked me roughly out of pleasant dreams, I opened my blinds and was greeted by the sight of a still, clear sunny day with not a cloud in the sky, and I thought, man, What a horrible day to be working! I called my boss to let him know I was feeling a bit under the weather and wouldn't be in ( Read more... )

The good old boss trashed the van real good in the weekend, even the service manager is at a loss as what's wrong with the thing. Took it up to whangaparoa and it's still up there. Gonna cost big bucks to fix so naturally he's not happy. "Haha, so what happened?" I asked, "did you give it an almighty kick into third gear ( Read more... )

Poor Mr Hussein, I'll bet he's not exactly overjoyey right now, on the front of todays catalogue of bad news (Herald) looking like a depressed father christmas minus his red suit, I thought I'd been having a bad year. There always WAS someone out there worse off than me, poor bugger, American hospitality being the way it is, I'd say he probably has ( Read more... )

I've given it some thought, and I've decided that I'm absolutely SICK to death of looking at rangitoto. It's not really the volcanos fault of course. It's in everyones face, it's just that it looks so...boring! It needs a facelift, like they do in hollywood, so I've decided to come up with a plan of burning down all the protected native vegetation ( Read more... )

oh fuck I'm tired! I'm filling my face full of food and then I'll go to bed, I did sweet NOTHING today! It felt great to just TRY and sleep (even though I couldn't) I hope like hell I'll sleep well tonight, I've drank and ate enough! I feel like a big fat tom cat!
Maybe I'll eat one later. ;)

I hate being stalked by two girls who have NO idea how to be subtle about it - hell I hate being stalked full stop, didn't know whether to be annoyed or to piss myself laughing.

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I swear the next asian drongo to knock on my door for a survey when I'm having a shower, will see me answering it naked and telling them "can't you see I'm busy fool?" Then shake my sopping wet hair at them, and then slam the door in their face!