79 dots left, and i'm already mixing my coffee with whiskey.

gooood, marlowe.

on a better note, i just applied for 6 jobs! i am a MACHINE. they are in philly and dc and atlanta. hotlanta. atl.

someone stole my green post it notes.

i have 83 days of work left (including weekends) i made myself a countdown chart out of post its with dots representing each day left. i crossed the first dot off today (82 left). i know that i shouldn't have included weekends but it'll be nice to come back to work on monday and cross off 2 dots. it took me about seven minutes to construct the ( Read more... )

This isn't funny. but it is. The International Brotherhood of the Teamsters convention was this week. And the IBT convention is really just a giant boys’ club with lots of eating and drinking and buying strippers. Or so I hear. And so people who are trying to reform the movement (TDU) have, historically, gotten beat up. This year only two ( Read more... )

today on my break, these four 8 year old boys rode their bikes past me. well, three rode bikes, one kid was riding on the pegs of his friend's bike. they rode up to the strip club next door and two of them (the one with the bike and the one riding on his pegs) got off their bike and crept up to the door of the club. they opened the door slightly ( Read more... )

i will be in bolivia in march.

Once, I decided to make cookies. The recipe said that it would make 250 cookies. Following the advice of my friends, however, we decided that the recipe was wrong and that there was no way it would make that many cookies, and so I just used the recipe as it was. When I was rolling the dough into little balls to put on the baking tray it became ( Read more... )

NO BOSSES IN THE OFFICE! DRINKING BEER!

that TDU sells tshirts in sizes L - XXXXL

the new UPS guy

i have a pheasant.
these past two weekends have been really nice.

going home yesterday and cleaning out some drawers in my room, i was surprised to remember that there was a time in my life when i thought it was a good idea to save sugar packets from places i've been as a way to remember them, instead of saving match books or tickets or taking pictures. that's gross and weird.