I'm glad everyone's so content.
I'm glad everything has worked out for you.
I'm glad everyone has someone.

(When you get the opportunity to        , you chose otherwise)
I dealt with this all last year.

No more effort.

F.U

So apart from
losing my bet
crying hystrically for apparently more then 2 minutes in my bathtub
vomiting in my shower
and overall making a complete ass of myself
i had a great time :)

I was going to update with a rather harsh statement about human behaviour.
But i figured the majority of you guys would definately get offended, because, well, it was aimed at you.
Anyway..
Rave on Friday, should be exxxxcellent... im so excited.
Just gotta buy my candy bracelets and more glow sticks man!
x

So last night I had to report my car stolen.
After about a good half an hour of Gem and myself walking around like idiots trying to find the damn thing at Marion carpark I called the cops.
Then after making the report I found numerous people out of the front of Charltons to complain to.
My friend rang me about 30 minutes after this to let me know he ( Read more... )

Jickle (or Grimey, as he likes to be called) says:

I might hold your hand for a few seconds if you bake me a cake.

Lana Jane. says:
serious??
Jickle (or Grimey, as he likes to be called) says:

Maybe.
Lana Jane. says:

please
Jickle (or Grimey, as he likes to be called) says:

Better get baking.
Lana Jane. says:

better get to holding my hand
Jickle (or Grimey, as ( Read more... )

One thing I've noticed since beginning my new job behind a bar (apart from the fact that Port Adelaide is home to sleazy, sleazy, dirty old, old men) is that the MAJORITY (don't want to offend) of kareoke singers really really suck.

It seems to be a fact that everyone in the bar/ workers behind the bar are WELL AWARE of, apart from the singers ( Read more... )

Lana & Gems Night Out (Part 1)

So firstly, there was a slight argument about movie choices. Gem won, her choice of The Departed overuled Jackass 2. This argument was combined with another, of whom was to attend. Basically, Alana and Gem won and convinced the many, MANY people that wanted to come with us that they simply could not. We needed time to ( Read more... )

This generation lacks respect. Such a vital part of human communication. I think the main problem is a lack of self respect, which in turn can lead to a lack, or perhaps even a decrease in respect for others. It is true, however, that to gain respect, one must respect others. I do believe that sometimes during the first initial stages of meeting ( Read more... )

- Too far, Edna, we wander afoot
- Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak
- Won't lovers revolt now?
-Eva, can i stab live, evil bats in a cave?

Now.. read them backwards. These sentences are exactly the same backwards.
Welcome to the world of palindromes

note to self
stop watching 5 'o clock news
it reminds me of just how good/better off i am.

i don't want reminders like that.