My new campaign

[lance_niekro]

I have decided to stop trying to get into the starting lineup by reminding everyone how much of an AMAZING slugger I am. Everyone knows about the HR conspiracy theory by now so why beat a dead horse.

I have a new slogan instead

If I start at 1B I won't fuck up any triple plays by forgetting to touch the bag

Comments

[marquis_grissom]

I still say if you make sure your opponents can't play, then you'll get to play all the time.

[todd_linden]

wah wah wah i'm lance niekro, look at me crying like a bitch.

[lance_niekro]

Drop any balls in the OF lately Linden?

[todd_linden]

nah, just the one. i dropped that shit on purpose.

[misskirstie]

AWW BABY IM SURE U WOULDNT EVER MESS UP A TRIPLE PLAY! UR TOO TALENTED TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!

[todd_linden]

hey there lady! how u doin?

lance= not a gold glover

[stacie_snow]

"I saw the runner going back to first, so I let the ball drop and took it off the short hop. I had to go back to tag the runner, so I didn't have much on the throw to first," explained Vizquel. Ok, so there is about a million reasons why your new slogan is crap. but here is 5 examples. 1) Omar even admitted on the Giant's site that he didn't have much on the throw 2) there is no way JT could have known Omar was trying to turn three when omar trapped the ball because it looked like he caught it. 3) Have you ever been involved in a triple play? I don't think so. JT has. 4) JT did step back and onto the bag you numbnut. Look at the play again. It was obviously a bad call. 5)That was a nice ERROR! you had today (what does that make three). Great throw. I almost caught it sitting in the audience.

Good and bad work

[moises_alou]

Lance, Dad and I think that it is good that you have stopped reminding everyone about the "amazing slugger" you are, but we think that you should also not mess up triple plays.

Thanks!