fuckin ha ha. almost swept at home by the fuckin pirates. life sucks for niekro and the giants.

fresno has the best donut shops in all the world

i fuckin hate fresno! fuckin a. the only good thing is i don't have to fuckin talk to niekro ever or see his fuckin face at all. except to see his fuckin lj icon sometimes. that doesn't really count tho.

even tho its the offseason i still hate niekro

a word of advice - don't ever get arrested in mexico

fuck dude. i gotta play ball in fuckin mexico.

lowry thought he was real fuckin helpful teaching me how to say donde esta la biblioteca, like i am ever gonna look for a fuckin library.

this is boring as fuck! my days are fuckin empty without being able to make fun of niekro all the fuckin time or steal snacks from omar or talk shit about tomko with latroy ( Read more... )

so i just fuckin called niekro's cell to let him know about this hair loss informercial on fsn. he was already fuckin asleep so that just about pissed him off and he was yelling and shit. fuckin funny! i am gonna miss shit like this when the fuckin season is over ( Read more... )

hearin footsteps madres? man we are fuckin awesome overall! except that niekro still sucks and i should always be barry's fuckin defensive replacement, not elly.

barry hurt us going 0-5 so maybe i should be playing instead. ha ha, that was just a little fuckin joke by the toddster.

wow did everyone see my fuckin amazing catch to win the game and save benitez's ass? you can catch a replay on web gems, but you have to sit thru all of them since i am number fuckin 1. barry said if i didn't replace him in lf we woulda fuckin lost. big compliment coming from barry fuckin bonds. you don't hear him sayin that kinda stuff about ( Read more... )

guess who just fuckin won the game! not niekro! me! don't think i didn't fuckin hear you fans in the stands bein all: oh fuck it's linden, at least randy winn is up after him. then sayin i should strike out like always so randy could hit a walkoff triple and get his fuckin cycle. fuckin assholes! i showed you bitches! i hit the fuckin game winner ( Read more... )