today i had a fuckin strange feeling. even though i usually think niekro is my fuckin biggest enemy on the team, i was starting to feel like maybe i hate fatty benitez even more than i hate niekro. niekro sucks but he can throw a knuckler so maybe he could get three fuckin outs without givin up two runs. i'm no pitcher but i doubt it's that fuckin ( Read more... )

i am gonna drink about 47 fuckin beers right now becuz everything fuckin suuuuuccccckkkks. i got in a real bad slump so i'm fuckin benched and so niekro thinks its ok to bother me all the fuckin time and talk to me and fuckin sit next to me and shit ( Read more... )

goddam niekro. that's fuckin sick right there. i just fuckin lost my lunch.

hey that meme place has free ringtones and wallpapers! i need to get a fuckin popular hip hop song as my ringtone cuz right now i'm just using the fuckin factory settings but i don't want to pay $2.99 or some shit. i'm on a fuckin budget.

uuuguggghhh goddamit. we won cuz the dodgers fuckin blew it so that makes 6 in a row for the good guys. we got our first run because i hit a single off fuckin derek lowe so fuckin hard that valentin couldn't even handle it out in lf so me an ray got to take an extra base and then yamid hit a sac fly. that was fuckin great ( Read more... )

did everyone see me last night on the fuckin sportscenter top 10 at number fuckin one with my amazing catch? and of course i was number one on web gems too. looks like i'm the fuckin amazing one. somehow they forgot to include niekro's fuckin routine plays he was bragging about ( Read more... )

the only fun thing about playing these days is laughing at niekro because he still never gets to play. man that must really burn him up that we have this fuckin youth movement goin on and like every vet with an okay rookie replacement behind him is being benched and yet still he sits every fuckin day. even today when jt was like 2 for 11 lifetime ( Read more... )

i thought i was supposed to play every fuckin day! what the fuck! i had one bad game after hitting like .500 in the five games before that and then i have to sit out two fuckin days in a row! bunch of shit! like i wanna fuckin sit on the bench next to niekro and listen to him talk about boring shit no one cares about? goddam! that fuckin old man is ( Read more... )

goddam even the grizzlies woulda fuckin won that game. fuckin walker! i fuckin hate him! didn't i say yesterday that me and mo and fatty benitez would lead us to the fuckin promised land? so where the fuck was fatty today when walker was fuckin fallin apart? did the old man just get his fatties confused or somethin? man this fuckin sucks being in ( Read more... )

hahahahahahaha i kicked so much fuckin ass in that series. now all the fans are like: lance niekro who? oh he's that fuckin shitty bald rookie we had to deal with while todd demolished the pcl. me and mo and fatty benitez are gonna carry this team to the top of the fuckin division as long as the old man keeps fuckin alfonzo on the fuckin bench ( Read more... )

keep talkin shit anonymous loser who i fuckin know is niekro! i have found my fuckin stroke! a homer and 2 rbis for big todd! fuck yeah! and niekro pinch hit and struck out on three fuckin pitches! haahahahaha niekro ( Read more... )