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aaaaghghghahahgghhhh goddam juan pierre when did you learn to fuckin throw and why the fuck didnt anyone tell our fuckin 3b coach about it? i think we need to fuckin drill one of the fuckin marlins tomorrow for what that bloated piece of shit beckett did showin us up like that. we let him show off and then fuckin hit snow and we didn't fuckin do ( Read more... ) -
mwahaha
great news fuckers! i'm back! that sound you hear is niekro cryin and cryin cuz he knows i'm so much better than him and he got lucky i sucked last time. this time i will fuckin blow everyone away with my power and never get sent to fresno again!
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ha ha ha i locked grissom in a closet and stole some of his stuff. it's fuckin fun messing with old dudes down here in fresno on rehab assignments.
we scored 16 fuckin runs today while the giants scored only 1. yea keep pretending fuckin shabala and fuckin sanchez are better than me. fuckers. -
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sanchez drops the ball all the time! why did i get sent down so he could stay this fuckin sucks man.
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fuckin idiots
good thing you got rid of me for latroy, that really worked out for you stupid fuckers. have fun with roidy sanchez since he drops as many fuckin balls as me but doesn't even hit any fuckin homers to make up for it. -
fresnooooooo
shit
i dun wanna go back to fresno nononononononono fucccccckkkkkkkkk
at least let me stay for the 4th moises! please! i won't drop anything else for as long as i fuckin live!
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fuck you niekro today is my birthday not yours. that shaving cream pie was mine you fucker.
i need those chicks from earlier to pay attention to me again because i am so fuckin angry right now.
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birthday
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to meeeeeeeee
happy birthday to me!
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eat it dbacks
sorry dbacks your plan to kill me by breaking my fuckin ac and turnin on the heat didn't work out. turns out i'm still alive. turns out i made you all look like fuckin whores out there. today i introduced shawn green and the rest of arizona to my blazing speed when i scored from first base on a goddam single! thanks tucker for driving me in! thanks ( Read more... ) -
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the fuckers at this shitbucket hotel still didn't fix our goddam ac and now the heat is on for some fuckin reason. fopp is seriously about to cry it's just so fuckin hot n he's been poundin on the damn heater for 10 minutes with his non throwing hand. i threw our towels out the window cuz i was fuckin mad and now fopp is mad at me cuz he has ( Read more... )