long time, no post ( Read more... )

I think I might be pregnant.

Thanks again, DAD.

someone once told me that my livejournal was real and that if i stopped updating, it would kill my firstborn. so i killed my firstborn before it could... whatcha gonna do now livejournal, you stupid bitch!

btw, this post is for sniffen just for that one random day he comes back to check livejournals in hopes that i updated.

love,
kukukachooo

what's a livejournal?

Rachel: "Sean, you ok"
Sean: "Yea, i feel like, like, when you feel like, when, you would know"
Rachel: "Uhhh Sean are you(insert huge word meaning OK)"
Sean: "Yea, but like you'd know because your doctor's a dad, i mean your dad is a dentist and when he shoots that stuff into you, antiobi...antenn?"
Rachel: "Anesthetics?"
Sean: "That's the one ( Read more... )

kristen macnamee and carolyn 'blippy' volper ( Read more... )

hayyyyyyyyy
im seanycakes
im drunk
i love burr\
i a wussy if i go home
no home
homey sucky
dont go
stay hurr
these people too coooool
fuckin wasted
me and blippy are gettin married in 10 years
shat
casey and krit are witnesses
PEACE MOTHA FUCKA
PS SNIFFEN UR OUR BRIDESMAID
<3 chris

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory + 2 Brownies = Scrumdiddlyumptious

- Why is everything here completely pointless?
- Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy.

Lawyer:
Now this being your second divorce, Mr. Henderson, I'm sure you're familiar with the procedure, but your wife, uh... ex-wife, should know it would be wise not to leave the state for a few weeks until it's finalized.

Karen Henderson:
I'm not planning to leave the state.

John Henderson:
No. She just left me. She had nothing against the land

ignite the airwaves and support the static ( Read more... )