update... whoever fucking pulled the fire alarm at 5 am needs to be lynched right now!
THEY RUINED THE GREATEST SLUMBER OF ALL TIME!

note to everyone time: 2:12 am friday, oh wwait no its saturday nowi am about to go to sleep. it'll be the greatest slumber of all time. i have been sleep deprived and now i will go to sleep, and i guesstimate i shall sleep till Sept. 23rd. so goodnite folks. sweet dreams, i'll probably be up at 10 am. whoot-whoot and a packet of cheese. p.s.- by ( Read more... )

From: Rydda34@aol.com
To: Tbs61986@aol.com
Subject: i swear to christ u better check this screenname to get ure email ( Read more... )

"i don't drink, i just play flip-cup."

IrishKPM (9:36:32 AM): i just bought lemonade from these kids on the street and it was in a solo cup and i was like wow i wanna flip it

you ripped my fabric, i ripped your heart... "do you know that i never ever lose?"

hey everyone ( Read more... )

options bring out the worst in me...
...abstinent and cynical.
...devious and to a point political.
with the lips that were the deciding vote
finding satisfaction till an allergic reaction
we'll just call this a "honeymoon mishap" of sorts
recount! recount! recount!

tellers won't tell her... I WILL END YOU!!!
www.broken.com - 1,000 hits per day
orgies are my scene (not "steady")
cuz i'm a balance beam on ice (and only jake glynhall could save me!)
i'm part of this tradition. the hell with that... i am the tradition.
oh that's right chica ::finger snap:: i went there.

my grievance is the cliffhanger but i'm too shady to break the ice.

...i never said i was an angel, i pawned my halo for crack.

last nite = hella good reel big fish karaoke in sniffens car.