Democrats, Republicans
Circle I Limbo

Oakland Raider Fans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bill Gates
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The New York Yankees
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Militant Vegans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Qusay Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

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I'm moving to Alabama. Yes, Alabama. I don't think I've ever seen a place that I disliked more. Good thing I get another year here. Suddenly, Kansas seems like fucking Jamaca.

So, a lot has happened since I last posted my positively HEARTBREAKING story. I have gainfull employment now, so that's aces. I've also learned to play the sitar. Yeah, I know, rawk on, and such. Well, guess what. That's all I've got. Yes, I'm a rather boring bloke ( Read more... )

It's time to tell y'all a little story. A story about a girl named Hannah ( Read more... )

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. I am now the proud owner of the long awaited sixth Radiohead album, Hail To The Theif, and let me say, so far, it's not disapointing in the least bit ( Read more... )

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It's father's day, and I don't have any money to buy my dad something. Oh well, he's surrounded himself with enough toys designed to minimize thought patterns as it is. The grandparents are coming up today, which means a day of listening to them bitch about my taste in music and clothing. Fletcher and Derrek headed off to Branson for the weekend ( Read more... )

The worst feeling in the world is being in love with someone, and not knowing if they love you back. You're being strung along by a hope that is more than likely false, and you'll never be able to confirm or deny their feelings. You aren't strong enough.