I've been tasked with finding a way to grab certain metric information out of WebSphere and WebLogic. It appears that there are two methods to do this: a) drop a java process on the server to hit up the exposed api's, or b) use SNMP to access JMX to get the info remotely ( Read more... )

Yar!

( Q & A )

Question: "Care to unravel more mental and emotional mazes with me? In the purely physical fuck-urge give & take context of course :)"

I'd be glad to, but it's been shown I'm not always a nice guy. If that's cool, then sure!

Har, first question: "Are there any dreams, big or small, that you want to accomplish in the next 5 years ( Read more... )

It's question month.

If'n you have a question, you mights just get an answer.

( Nothing but Warcraft. )

'Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Undead'

That is all.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH7e0OgJERw)

So one of the radio stations I listen to does "eclectic lunches", and today's theme was hobbies. I called and asked for "Master and Servant" and then told her to guess my hobby. She burst into laughter.

Well, she played my phone call (and her laughter) on the air, but not the song. I'd call that a limited win.

Heh.

( Really, for the crackers only )

http://www.ee0r.com/lolckyhorror/index.html

Ani, you may want to avoid this one.