an apple a day

[lapsusxlinguae]

dear american idol,
I am quite apathetic toward you. I possess negative amounts of interest in your particular televised conceit.
please take your cavity-inducing face-scrunchingly adorable top two and go away.
I'm not going to beg. because I have dignity.

we're never talking about this again,
me

dear shakira,
I like you. I like your music. but.
what.

Comments

[augustfai]

aaaaaahh i have seen that site before and it is awesome! not that i would ever need any of that stuff in my life, but so cute. D:

[blondespaz]

I possess negative amounts of interest in your particular televised conceit.

SRSLY. If they'd stop producing such easily slashable top two contestants, I'd be perfectly oblivious. D:

Here, have Wonder Woman!Bones boobs.

[elffingqueen]

....what is that apple thing? :D It's deadly adorable, I can easily visualize it on my bookself... but what is it? XD Like... a bulletin board, of some... odd... sort? (Maybe my brain's just not ready for all that cuteness or then I'm simply plain stupid but as I browsed through that site, I found several objects my eyes loved whilst brains went 'holy fuck? what is this place?' LOL)

[lapsusxlinguae]

it's sticky notes! but instead of being in a square pad that peel off from the top, they're apple slice-shaped and peel off from around the core. and some of the stuff is a bit odd, in a what-am-I-supposed-to-do-with-this kind of way. xD