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Confession: Num num num
At the age of 24, I have discovered the majesty that is English Toffee.
My world and my waistline shall never be the same again. -
The Curse of the Mummy Hand
Last night, I smelled a burning plastic smell coming from the dishwasher while it was running. Then, like a complete fool, I opened up the door and reached for the fork that was trapped on the floor of the dishwasher. Yeah, did you know that there are hot coils down there, heating the water? There are. I got a 3 inch burn across the lower palm ( Read more... ) -
LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS
Update your journals. Lately the well has been dry. I'm like a senior citizen who needs her "stories." -
Meditation on Hobbies
I wish I knew how to sew so I could make fabulous clothes. It would solve my current predicament of loving clothes but being poor as a church mouse. The only problem that I anticipate would be that I don't do things by halves when it comes to my hobbies. I can't just make a cake; I make an organic, multi-layered, hours-in-the-making confection ( Read more... ) -
The month that never was recorded
RIP August 2009.
The Interwebz will never know what I did with you. -
Foiled by the Interwebz
Why am I awake? Don't I realize that, this time tomorrow morning, I will have been frantically writing a 10-page theory paper for HOURS and will want nothing more than to close my eyes and NOT look at a computer screen?
So why am I playing Monopoly on-line? Don't I have a shred of self-respect?
Guess not.
CURSE YOU, INTERWEBZ -
WORD, Judith Butler. Word.
I can't focus on reading Judith Butler because, ugh, I'm exhausted. Twas moving day ( Read more... ) -
CONFESSION #16A: I am a fair-weather cat person
Sometimes I go on Petfinder.com just to pretend that I have the room to adopt a big, leggy, squirmy, crazy-ass dog. Sometime that'll sprawl out on my couch, shake its shaggy ears at me, and breathe noisily through its tongue.
Dogs are great. I MIGHT like them more than cats.
Just not MY cat. But maybe cats in general. -
OH SWEET JESUS
For the past few weeks ( Read more... ) -
Announcement:
I make SERIOUSLY good meatballs. SERIOUSLY.
That is all.