"It's a paramilitary organization with cookies."
~ 'Larry Finklestein' talking about the Girl Scouts

"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable."
~ Woody Allen

"Consciousness is that annoying thing between naps."
~ Starburst Commercial

I have come back because I miss a few of you who aren't elsewhere.  I've reopened an old journal because I dont' want this name.  So, when you see fangirling  on your flist, know that it is me.  Add me if you want. 
Also, where is Jess?

I can't believe I haven't been on LJ since April. Well... yeah, I guess I can.

I still draw breath. Not much has changed. That is all.

Your Linguistic Profile:

50% Yankee
40% General American English
10% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

[whine]I had a crappy week of PMS and now I'm sick with swollen glands and something going on in my ears and sinuses. Also, my jaw hurts so much that I can't touch it and my right wrist and fingers hurt from arthritis. Actually, I have "Right" - that is, the entire right side of my body hurts. Did I mention I also have my period and cramps?[/ ( Read more... )

massage = better then sex
larenta = very happy/mellow/stoned-like

I have no interest in or use for C1ALlS Vi-agra WALIUM. Kindly refrain from emailing me about them.

Thank you.

Cordially,

etc etc

Vanish aka Krysia aka Christina has disappeared.  She was here yesterday.  I went to her website and emailed the webmaster (her) to ask if she's ok, but it bounced back with a "box full" message.

Thanks to Paige, who told me where to go, I have just downloaded about 50 CSI icons.  I am not obsessed, though.

I got my adborable tennis shoes today.  ( Read more... )

Now I can't get on GreatestJournal ( Read more... )

Probably only understood by those from this part of NJ. But I suppose all areas have towns that fit these discriptions.

( Limited-Edition Monmouth County Barbies )