Please explain this to me...

[larp_tech]

Usually I can make some sense of cookie fortunes but my most recent has me baffled.

"Hold on.  Give this one five days before letting it you."

Any ideas?

Comments

[madamruppy]

Best I can say is wait until the 5th day and see what happens.

[castalusoria]

I'm curious to know what "letting it you" turns out to mean!

[stori_lundi]

You forgot to add "in bed" at the end. No, it still doesn't make that much more sense but it's funnier. ;)

[sharrainchains]

Let's see... Eight ball says, "Future Cloudy. Ask Again Later." Sillly: clearly it means that you must make no decisions and put your emotions completely on hold for five days - do not smile, laugh, cry, hope, dream, get angry, etc. And if that doesn't cure you of listening to advise written in fortune cookies, then clearly nothing will. You should therefore subscribe to every online oracle out there - as well as giving me all your bases money to interpret them for you!

[doubleplus]

Clearly, you must have another fortune cookie in five days.