capes and feathers are for sissies.

[lasering]

Death by choking on a tennis ball.
Death by stabbing eyes out by racket handle.
Death by grip tape suffocation.
Death by being run over by ball cart.
Death by ball machine set at 200kph.

So many choices; where to begin.

Comments

[mitamisha]

Someone been bothering you lately?

[lasering]

Yes. His name rhymes with Kyou Asabaru.

[mitamisha]

Hmmm. Don't think I know any Kyous... OH. That guy in your chem class?? He cheating off your tests again?

[lasering]

The one who never sits still and likes to pull strands of his peroxide-polluted hair out just to set it on fire and make the room smell?

Yes. Him.

[kansai_kaizoku]

Someone's cross.

[lasering]

Someone's observant.

[kansai_kaizoku]

Someone's quick at replying.

[lasering]

If you prefer being ignored, I'd be more than happy to oblige.

[pirateyprince]

Can't die from being run over by a ball cart.

[lasering]

Have you tried, Echizen?

[pirateyprince]

It'd have to be a pretty heavy ball cart. S'all I'm saying.

[lasering]

Would you like to be a test subject so I can find the proper weight to use?

[toroooonnnndou]

I feel like commenting to you.

[lasering]

Why would you do that.

[toroooonnnndou]

Was that a question?

[lasering]

Yes. Problem.

[bragginghor]

I'VE ENCOUNTERED ALL OF THOSE THINGS AND HAVE DEFEATED AND SURVIVED ALL OF THEM!!!!

[pirateyprince]

No you didn't.

[bragginghor]

YES I HAVE!!! I'M NEARLY RUN OVER BY A BALL CART PRACTICALLY EVERY DAY!!!

[pirateyprince]

Who stabbed your eyes out with a tennis racket.