dirty pants

[lashes71082]

I put on a pair of stripped pants this morning. Upon diggin' in my pocket I found a ticket for some Cinco de Mayo thing and my mint chapstick that I've thought was missing for the past oh... 6 months. Since the chapstick was not melted, and the ticket was still very much whole... I realized that these pants probably haven't been washed since

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[nspie]

lol that's pretty funny. sophomore year, i left some milk in the fridge 4 months past its due date. it was chunky and smelly and oily looking. not sure why i told you this story, but i bet your pants were just around the corner from being chunky and smelly and oily looking too.

miss you!

[nspie]

dude, i have some milk like that in my fridge right now. it's like the oil seperates out and leaves the milk, but wasn't it milk in the first place? someone will have to explain to me the scientific properties of milk so that i can better understand this.

and al, that is officially pretty nasty.

[annifer18]

that was me, by the way.

[nspie]

oh...i was a little confused