A.O.L.: Assholes Often Lonely? Awful Ornery Losers? Awkward O(u)gly Lame-os. ...HA!

[lastfiveyears]

Today's AOL scroll has a link to "the 20 worst lyrics you've ever heard," but i think they should stop being so fucking nit-picky. i found the following ridiculed items particularly profound in their messages

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[want_some_sense]

personally, I like the excerpt from John Cougar's "Jack and Diane" the most.

something about it strikes me as profound, I can't put my finger on it.

[lastfiveyears]

i can't decide if the first or last is my favorite.

about the guy on the bus: don't do it. unless it turns out the guy you sat by wasn't him... then i say slightly less definitely "no," but still "no."

[ragnaroken]

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20040924.jpg

What does this have to do with, well, anything? I don't know, but that cake lyrics is mad rhymes.

[lastfiveyears]

it's safe to say that has nothing to do with anything, peter. everything to do with nothing?

[live_in_concert]

i really like the paul anka lyric. i mean, what a new way to reconceptualize pregnancy. i like it.