So two chefs are rushing to complete a dish for a prestigious food critic and one asks the other "Hey, where are the herbs?" The other chef responds "Sorry, we're all out of thyme."
You know what!? What if I don't want to spaz, huh? Have you ever considered that, NERD!? Considered all of the epileptics who can't control when they have seizures!? I just wanna say that you sirs, NERD, you guys are a bunch of jerks.