do any of you have panic attacks?

cleaning the "butter" machine at work is the grossest thing that has ever happened. i don't even know where to begin. but holy shit. if those butter lovers only knew.

sa-wing and a miss

does anybody need a car and not care if its paint is chipping off and it hums? it will get you places, and it will be very cheap.

eh? eh?

friends i have only this to say to you

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england swings like the pendulum do
bobbies on bicycles two by two
westminster abbey and the tower of big ben
and the rosy cheeks of the little children

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practice safety with garden tools. i didn't. now my thumb is very disgusting and i feel like i could pass out. hope i don't. hope it stops hurting soon.

i should institute garden tool safety week.