da management reserves da right ta refuse admission, by refunding purchase price, an' ta determine when an' where its holder may sit. pimp-tight only fo' date an' show indicated on reverse. with muh beeotch ( Read more... )

http://www.livejournal.com/users/bouncechrissy/155638.html

what the crap

krispy kreme donuts hurt my gut but taste so god damn good ( Read more... )

summer got here just before i shot myself out of a canon through a plate glass window and into a shark pit.

flying off your bike is sweeet. especially when the beach boys are playing in your headphones. at least i didn't bash my head or anything.

i just learned that marc bolan named his son rolan. why?

Tomorrow is Passover ( Read more... )

you know whats dumb? getting in arguments for no reason. i shouldn't do that.

I am Rodney King
Listen to me sing
I am Rodney King
Stop beating me with that thing!

i really like supertramp. so what.

member when we used to sell our bodies on the weekends?


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