This man was hit by lightning on his birthday--

and lived to tell about it.
The next day he played the lottery and won--

$20.

I wish there was a gunslinger version of Michael Jackson-- a guy who not only dances just like MJ, but who also twirls guns in and out of holsters as he does so. Maybe he could yell "BANG! BANG!!!" once in a while.

She sometimes wondered how he hijacked the plane and took her to Cuba (instead of France) without her even noticing.

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Here's the latest addition to my look-a-like file (where you can also find the Reese Witherspoon Mogwai and the John Kerry Scream Ghost). If appearance has any influence, Gore really must be a forward thinker.


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I was the poorly performing chain-link fence in Jerry's back yard.

I once read a reader-submitted one-liner in Reader's Digest that went something like this:
Three girls were discussing the elation they felt after finally completing their college degrees. One girl sighed--
"I'm graduating... Magna Cum Laude!"
Another girl gasped, "I'm graduating Summa Cum Laude!!"
The last girl looked at her final grades, clutched ( Read more... )

Sometimes, staring at a half-peeled banana is so much more exciting than eating a whole one.

Yesterday, I came home from school and was saddened to find that my mother has given away the family cat, Katie ( Read more... )

Apocalypto was pretty much horrible. Am I just completely ignorant of the process.. or can a woman really squirt out a baby in the space of 10 seconds? Standing up? While drowning?

Aside from that, doesn't Mel Gibson just look rrreally cracked out in this interview? Apparently there's something extremely distracting on the periphery. Also notice ( Read more... )