List of things I hate

[lastjacobin]

I realized today that I needed a definitive list of things that I hate. So here, in some semblance of an order is my list

Comments

[iamcheshire]

Ok, so I get alot of the things....I know you hate indie movies, and baz luhrman.....and rent...and the "les miz" thing.
What I don't get:
-dirt
-large bodies of water
And, John I would send you a stripping nurse, but the only one I know likes Japan, dirt and large bodies of water.

[lastjacobin]

.... you know a stripping nurse? Is she hot?

[iamcheshire]

Eh, she's ok. She's actually just a stripper, who is a nurse sometimes. Or a french maid, or a firefighter. She works at the Colorado....or she did the last time I talked to her.

As far as the Che shirt thing, I like the shirt that has a picture him, followed by the phrase "I have no idea who this guy is."

[lastjacobin]

Get me a picture and I'll decide her hotness for myself.

[moronwithnoname]

i don't understand how anyone could not like sushi. weirdo.

[lastjacobin]

Good taste isn't a good enough answer?

[moronwithnoname]

nope.

[shakanaman]

...and nurse-strippers aren't dirty?

i'm with you on the che shirt thing, but have decided to add to my own hate list 'people who hate sushi and large bodies of water'

[lastjacobin]

Hey now, I didn't say that I hated people who love sushi/large bodies of water. I personally don't like the taste of sushi and have been scared of large bodies of water since I fell out of a boat when I was a little kid into a swarm of medusas in the Mediterranean. Medusas are those pink jellyfish with more poison than they know what to do with.

I'm just heckling you

[shakanaman]

Valid.
Although, it is a pity you dislike the taste 'cause I make killer sushi. Is it the raw fish you don't like or the whole rice/nori bit?

Re: I'm just heckling you

[lastjacobin]

I'm not certain. I think it's the whole thing together. Raw fish, seaweed.....

[sweatervestman]

So is it sushi or all of Japan? Because, y'know, that includes bullet trains and samurai and Kurosawa films and Godzilla and Gamera and Rodan and Gigan and Mothra and Hedorah and Anguirus and... wow, that was mostly monsters. Still, I believe my point is valid.

Also, what's your stance on people that pronounce Les Miserables phonetically, so it sounds like "Less Miserables?" I'm not sure if that extends to anyone beyond myself, but again, that's not the point.

[lastjacobin]

Hahaha, well the people who call it "Les Miz" generally have never read the book, have no fucking clue what is going on in the story, can't tell you why the students are rebelling, etc. All they can say is, "OMFG I'm SOOOOOO like Eponine! I like guys who don't like me. -sad face-" Fuck them.

And Japan had some great things. But they also have tentacle porn with school girls soooooo.... the fact that they also have Seven Samurai in no way saves them.

[shortykahn]

But then why not just say "tentacle porn with school girls"? I have to admit, I'm confused. Like, all of Japan? And as for Licorice, have you ever heard "Amal and the Night Visitors"? It's one of Licorice's strongest arguments. Unless you also hate Christmas operas with Licorice in them.

[lastjacobin]

I just don't like licorice. I also don't like Amaretto... but I don't hate it, so it's not on my list. Licorice I can't stand, though.

[jes_elf]

I have to say I too hate licorice, black or red, I don't discriminate...