god talking to my mother when she is on her cell phone is like that Chappelle show episode w/ the Little John spoof.
"what?....What?......What?.....What?......OKAAAAAAY!"

Last night was the first time I had been to the gym in a week, so I had to make up for lost time. I stayed up half the night between weights, cardio, and post-work out grocery shopping. I find that the best time to do my grocery shopping is after I've run for an hour. If I just spent all of that time burning 800 calories, the last thing I will ( Read more... )

I had a fantastic weekend. I started out on Friday by going to my boss's house for a party ( Read more... )

...for helping me keep track of high school classmates.http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=15385865&imageID=516415628&Mytoken=15303CFC-

...and get put on antibiotics, I think I've still saved money by shopping at the grocery outlet last night ( Read more... )

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So Puja just turned our living room into a rec center. We are now the proud owners of a foosball table. When I agreed to this, it was under the impression that I was allowed to spin the bar. Apparently there is no spinning in a proper game of foosball. Fortunately, I have the next two days off to master my spin free technique. Now that she has a ( Read more... )

I've been enjoying a few days off in the new apartment. Although we've not been approved to paint yet, we've hung up the paint samples in order to help us deliberate. I'm leaning towards harvest flame and flaming sword. The furniture is in a temporary but acceptable arrangement ( Read more... )

Last night I decided to go work out excessively at 1:00am in order to burn off the chocolates I had been force fed all day. Anyway toward the end of my cardio this old man of like 60 comes in and points to the tv "are you watching this ( Read more... )