Attention: This is the Admiral Speaking

[bargemods]

The following Wardens and Inmates have been assigned to one another.

Tony Foster // tadwizard - Wanda Maximoff // scarlet_discord
Chromie // strangehstorian - Sorcerer Leezar // thefuckening
Kevin Flynn // paranoidcreator - Slick // neuroticalson
Trip Tucker // inhistorybooks - John Preston // stecktimdetail
Olive Penderghast // worstsongever - Heero Yuy // result_of_war
Wichita // wichita_kansas - Sirius Black // sirius_is_a_dogWardens shall receive files on their Inmates within the hour. Please review

Comments

[wichita_kansas]

Wanda's an Inmate?

[scarlet_discord]

Um...yeah! I never said otherwise.

Now I'm nervous. Who's this Tony guy?

Is everything ok?

[wichita_kansas]

No, no, everything's fine. I'm just surprised.

Tony's really cool.

[scarlet_discord]

I guess I've surprised a couple of people. Maybe it's because I don't act like I hate this place? I don't. It...kinda rescued me from a really bad situation.

He is? Awesome. I need cool in my life right now.

[ifightfor]

[This is Rinzler's "oh Creator what" face.]

[sirius_is_a_dog]

So the Admiral speaks! But does he bloody listen? I WANT MY WAND. I don't care what you've heard about my family, I don't use dark magic!

[emptyyourself]

[In careful, nondescript block letters, because someone knows Sirius would recognize his handwriting otherwise:]

YOU ARE DOING YOURSELF NO FAVOURS. APPEAL TO YOUR WARDEN IF YOU WANT YOUR WAND.

[wichita_kansas]

Sirius, it's Wichita.

I put out a communication video for you. Publicly, in case you're not sure how to access your filters. I can teach you that.

Please respond immediately.