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.008 | Video.
Really, Admiral.
You cast me into a world quite like my own, rob me of my memories, put me in the role of a simple villager [He waves a hand and recites in a flippant, bored voice:] being terrorized by a brilliantly charismatic, handsome, well-dressed sorcerer of magnificent might and ability [Slightly under his breath:] (and possibly virility ( Read more... ) -
.007 | Video
[Filtered AWAY from Summer to avoid awkward self-threading.]
It would appear my Belladonna has arrived on the Barge under a new [AIRQUOTES] "alias." She may be calling herself Summer and speaking in a strange accent, but make no mistake! She's my virgin, and I require her unspoilt for some plans, some very big plans indeed. [Plans known as the ( Read more... ) -
.006 | Video.
HOW DO I GET THIS INFERNAL CONTRAPTION TO GIVE ME MY FISH FINGERS ( Read more... ) -
.005 | Video.
What, no beard? I daresay you insult me, Admiral!
If I must be reduced to this... decrepit state, then I demand a full, lush beard! Every sorcerer grows one once his hairs go white! It's practically written into our code!
[OOC: That's right, it's CHRISTOPHER LLOYD, MOTHERFUCKERS.] -
(Untitled)
Allow me to extend a word of appreciation to the servants in the kitchen for a very fine meal, indeed! There's no better way to start the morning than by rending the insipid optimism from smug little edible faces. Why, my spirits are at an all-time high[Chuckle chuckle chuckle ( Read more... ) -
.003 | Voice.
[Enjoying some silence? NOT FOR LONG. Leezar's melodious cackling breaks through.]
Your spell missed me this time, Admiral! Already, I can see that the effects of this flood are as impotent as your... your... steering. And... leadership skills.
[Yeah, you told him.]
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.002 | Voice.
I find it necessary, upon releasing my mind from a most dreadful hallucination, to inquire about the state of my virginity. Namely! Is it in tact? Surely there are tests that can determine this. Chastity spells... I hear they're all the rage in some kingdoms. Jealous husbands, having them cast upon their brides on the sly...You see, I find ( Read more... ) -
.001 | Voice.
Do you really think this pitiful little dinghy can cage me, the great and powerful Leezar? [CACKLE.] I, who have left kingdoms trembling in fear-- men on their knees, BEGGING for mercy, and women... with their... breasts quivering at the sight of my power! Well. Admiral. Allow me to put an end to your delusions of grandeur and show you what ( Read more... ) -
APPPPP - watch as ros writes an app drunk
User Name/Nick: Ros
User LJ: N/A
AIM/IM: pyrocornflakes
E-mail: rosloops at geemayle
Other Characters: Rex & Arfur
Character Name: Leezar
Series: Your Highness
Age: Nineteen. According to him, at any rate, and sort of confirmed by the actor. However, the timeline doesn't actually work out with him literally being nineteen years old, not to ( Read more... )