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[thefuckening]

Allow me to extend a word of appreciation to the servants in the kitchen for a very fine meal, indeed!  There's no better way to start the morning than by rending the insipid optimism from smug little edible faces.  Why, my spirits are at an all-time high[Chuckle chuckle chuckle

Comments

[gotgreenmagic]

Didn't your moms ever tell you not to play with your food?

[thefuckening]

Please. My mothers know better than to give me orders. [Such a lie.]

[gotgreenmagic]

Orrrr you're finally going through your rebellious stage at....I don't even know, how old are you? Forty?

This is canon :C

[thefuckening]

Nineteen.

[strangehstorian]

You have subverted the image of happy pancakes by juxtaposing it with the concept of grievous injury.

I don't understand the humor. It's a fairly simple construction.

[thefuckening]

Of course you don't understand it. Dwarves aren't known for their sense of humour.

[strangehstorian]

Actually, I'm a gnome! We have both where I'm from. Gnomes are even smaller.

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[sharpememory]

The Admiral's magic is ridiculous. It shouldn't exist. It seems like he can literally just do whatever he wants with it with no contact at all.

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[thefuckening]

Contact? Magic that can be sent through long distances is difficult, indeed, but not impossible for a skilled sorcerer!

This Admiral may be more formidable than I had imagined...

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[sharpememory]

According to you guys, anyway. The Admiral probably gave you the power to do long distance magic in the first place.

He is. I'll be impressed if you even get to see him.