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[thefuckening]

What, no beard? I daresay you insult me, Admiral!

If I must be reduced to this... decrepit state, then I demand a full, lush beard! Every sorcerer grows one once his hairs go white! It's practically written into our code!

[OOC: That's right, it's CHRISTOPHER LLOYD, MOTHERFUCKERS.]

Comments

Commenting only because THIS IS AMAZING

[sirius_is_a_dog]

That fucking wanker! I bet he stole your beard and is wearing it right now!

I ALMOST USED DUMBLEDORE FOR THE LOLS

[thefuckening]

Don't be absurd! You can't just steal a beard.

[sirius_is_a_dog]

The Admiral can.

[thefuckening]

You dare insult my intelligence with these claims?! Do I look like a fool to you?! [Don't answer that :c] Nobody can steal a beard, there-- there just isn't any REASON to make up a spell for that! I mean, really now, let's be logical here.

[flashy_magic]

You know, I'm a sorcerer too, and I didn't get a beard either. I think he's doing it on purpose.

WHOOPS WRONG FLOOD ICON

[thefuckening]

This is most alarming. Does he think he can shame us? I'll grow a beard to spite the cocksucker...

Drake doesn't really care that much whether he has a beard or not, but this sounds fun in his head

[flashy_magic]

I don't know. Maybe he just thinks it's funny or something.

Maybe I could cast a glamor to make it look like we have beards.

[thefuckening]

No! A glamoured beard would just be a sign of weakness! Of giving in to the Admiral!

[tis_disapproval]

There, there... One must expect a few drawbacks with age...

Have you checked to see if anything else has fallen off?

[thefuckening]

Save for the missing beard, I'm perfectly fine, woman!

[tis_disapproval]

Are you absolutely sure about that? They do say eyesight is one of the first things to go...

[thefuckening]

I have the eyes of a hawk, wench!

okay I have NO IDEA who this guy is but HOLY CRAP <3 on multiple levels

[notafuckingnut]

...What are you, a walk-on for some crappy live-action Dark Crystal ripoff?

[Here, Leezar, have an amused Richie]

He's the villain from Your Highness :B

[thefuckening]

The only words that even made sense in your DELUDED ramblings were "dark crystal," and if you must know, I have a very fine collection of dark crystals in my castle!

aha! *makes a note to watch this insanity*

[notafuckingnut]

I'm deluded? You're the one talking about sorcerers and actually having dark crystals. And a castle. Are you on the run from a Skeksis or something?

[consultcriminal]

I think you look better without it.

[thefuckening]

And I think you'd look better if you shut the fuck up. [SO THERE.]

[consultcriminal]

Hm. I take that back. All of you grumpy old men deserve a beard!