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[laszlo_jamf]

To the staff at large:

Why do I pay you? No, honestly, why do I pay you? If I don't pay you, you're probably an intern. In which case, you're already expendable and I should have expected as much. You don't count. Paid staff: what the blue hell is going on in the labs? No, let me rephrase that: what the blue hell is going on in my labs

Comments

[mechanicalmice]

Citizens are ugly! Ugly ugly ugly ugly! Mouse will not touch! No touching!

[laszlo_jamf]

Not even with perfectly sterile latex gloves?

[mechanicalmice]

Nooooooooooooooo don't make Mouse tooooouuuuuuch........

[laszlo_jamf]

Ten foot pole?

[notflynn]

It's rare to see you freaking out.

[laszlo_jamf]

I am not, as you put it, "freaking out." I'm just surrounded by incompetence.

[notflynn]

Can't you just wave your hand around and make something happen if you don't like it?

[laszlo_jamf]

I can, but then I'd lose all my funding.

audio; HAHAHA GINGER POX ACTUALLY STUCK?? fkjdsf

[chosenfake]

[COUGH COUGH COUGH HACK oh god sniffling]

Ergh. What's going on?

audio; it stuck with me, at least

[laszlo_jamf]

Incompetence is going on. I'm going off. Some of my assistants are going out. And I'm going in. Any other prepositions you'd like involved in this debacle?

audio; giggling forever

[chosenfake]

Uh... sounds like something big is going down?

[LMFINBSDFJBSJKFDF]

audio;

[laszlo_jamf]

You catch on fast.