Tomko is the most worthless, inept, piece of shit headcase assclown to ever put on a glove and take the mound. All year we had to listen to his bitching and moaning about not getting run support, and how bad things happen to him.

Don't whine. Don't complain. Just pack your fucking bags and leave.

It's one thing that we suck. It's another thing what god has done lately to poor old me. They've gotten rid of all the people who actually like good music (read: rap) and have added the nutjobs that listen to crap. First it was Jason Christensen and Matt Herges who liked all that "Christian rock music". Otherwise referred to as "crock of shit music ( Read more... )

So, I go to Fry's to get myself a new wireless router because mine broke, and I see Noah with someone there. I didn't say hi because, well, talking to Noah would remind me of baseball. When I think of baseball, I think of fat worthless bastards at third base. I think of seeing Scott Eyre warming up with 26 outs and a 5 run lead while I'm striking ( Read more... )

Obviously, Ty is a wuss and couldn't handle pitching 5 innings in 4 days. So I had to step in and get the out to save the game. I'm just glad he hit it to the one place in that little-league sized park that it wouldn't be a home run. Really, I'm a setup man. Tyler's done a good job lately, but Benitez is back. This means two things ( Read more... )

Wow. Tomko.... wow.... just wow.

Just... seriously.... wow.

Yeah, I'm still sooooooo fixed. I rule. Seriously. Yeah so umm.. it's late. I just wanted to let you know that I'm fixed. I'm doing my 8th inning holds thing and Tyler did his 9th inning save thing and the team won. That's how it's supposed to work. So yeah. Now if Bombko Tomko and the rest of the starters can start keep pitching lights out, we' ( Read more... )

After my last journal entry, one of you (::cough:: walker ::cough::) told me that I wasn't fixed and was still broken. Did you see that beautiful 1.1 innings I pitched tonight of shutout ball? I am THE GREATEST setup man ever. I'm telling you. I'm sooo fixed. I can't be touched. And for those of you who doubted my skills (::cough vizquel cough ( Read more... )

I'm the best set-up man ever. Ever! That's because Sam Torres, Professional Baseball Instructor fixed me! Rags is a tool. Sam even fixed my swing, just in case Alou needs someone to pinch-hit or anything.


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I'm still on this damn DL. I went over to Tomko's to cheer him up because I called him a Psycho in the psycho-pen. Seriously tho, isn't it? You've got The Bull who is in a constant cold sweat, we've had 3 spottings of Herges in a tutu, and Eyre always has that "I'm going to murder you in your sleep" grin going on. Just when you think it can't get ( Read more... )

I have found Brett Tomko and Jason Schmidt's lovechild.


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