[How has no one done this yet is it because I'm the only one who's a bad and painfully easily amused person.
Rather than, say, having learned from talking to Princess Elizabeth that he knows shit about history and TV shows he half-remembers are not a good basis of conversation with figures from said history, Ren will be Totally Helping, as he always does when he forgets to be afraid of answering the phone.]
Holy shit, you're totally that dude who hung out with Mozart, aren't you? That's killer.
Ah, I mean, apart from, y'know. The you being abducted and winding up here part. Promise it's not as bad as it seems.
That's gotta be a crazy party. This place'll probably seem really tame. But the futuristic version of tame. So maybe it'll actually be weirdly more of a crazy party. Huh.
[There's a brief considering pause.]
I'm.... pretty sure Mozart isn't here. But people keep popping up all over the place. Maybe you'll get lucky and he'll pop up soon!
... Salieri, now why is that familiar. [ . . . ] Oh, Mozart's mentioned that name before in class! Wow, how weird is this... he'd probably be in for a shock if he was here. Or just be a jackass as usual about it.
... Probably the latter.
That aside, I hate to say but you won't be getting in touch with your Emperor any time sooner.
ahhh, sorry for the latenessneantmoinsSeptember 8 2010, 04:08:18 UTC
In a manner of speaking, we go to the same school together. Though... he isn't exactly the same Mozart you know. Think of it as, uh, him being reborn sometime far, far in the future. ( pause. )
[He's from a little too early to have heard of Napoleon's original, so that name doesn't seem to bother him. The idea of Mozart being reborn, though... that definitely gives him pause.]
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Rather than, say, having learned from talking to Princess Elizabeth that he knows shit about history and TV shows he half-remembers are not a good basis of conversation with figures from said history, Ren will be Totally Helping, as he always does when he forgets to be afraid of answering the phone.]
Holy shit, you're totally that dude who hung out with Mozart, aren't you? That's killer.
Ah, I mean, apart from, y'know. The you being abducted and winding up here part. Promise it's not as bad as it seems.
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"...Ah, yes. Herr Mozart and I have been colleagues for some years now."
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[There's a brief considering pause.]
I'm.... pretty sure Mozart isn't here. But people keep popping up all over the place. Maybe you'll get lucky and he'll pop up soon!
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"Perhaps. Does that sort of thing happen often around here?"
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... Probably the latter.
That aside, I hate to say but you won't be getting in touch with your Emperor any time sooner.
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I'm Napoleon Bonaparte, by the way.
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"Mozart... was reborn?"
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Did you...did you just...
Salieri....?
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[Finally! Someone who recognizes his name!]
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Right, I'm sorry, but Emperor Joseph isn't here. I'm sure you have already heard that you are no longer in Vienna, correct?
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