well lets see, life is very boring. ever since I burned my freaking leg, I've had nothing to do but sit around and read or play games. oh yeah, I burned my leg. I was sleeping in a chair next to a fire, had a few drinks, so I was out cold. next thing I know, the fire is having a hayday on my pants. literally. now, I wait. monday I go into ( Read more... )

So I was walking by this creek one day, when I heard a shuffling noise coming from the underbrush. Usually it's just a snake, or a raccoon or something, but when I looked in a bush, there lay a little man with red clothes. I poked him with a stick, (you never can tell how clean these kinds of things are). He was probably half a foot tall, and yet ( Read more... )

QOUTE:

It seems that you've finally plunged into some kind of decision, a point which has required more than a little mental processing to arrive at. You may feel like you've gone over this issue so many times that it's no fun any more. If so, it's partly because through so much care and analysis, the element of risk has been subtracted from the ( Read more... )

you and me ain't nothin but mammals,
so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel!

god bless the animal kingdom!

So sue me, I was bored ( Read more... )

god damn this is getting annoying. I have five invites to gmail, I just got rid of the last of my invites, and they go and give me six more. I'm running out of people to send them to, and well, yeah, I'm feeling generous. if you want one, hit me up. jaydubb at gmail dot com.

puyallup fair... sunday sunday sunday!  who's up for it?

wow. god I'm an idiot. here was my goal: keep on good terms with jessie, and just have fun with it. here's what happened: I blew up about something that didn't exist. now, not only are things are falling into pieces, I've taken something that looked carefree, and pushed into the f'ing toilet. I think I need to stop while I'm behind. my bad, jess ( Read more... )

let's blow this fascist popsicle stand!

all righty, back to the subject of jessie. so I attempted the impossible again... but I think it worked out for the better anyways. we talked about the our relationship tonight, and everything seemed to click into place a little more. no, we're not together, but we're friends. she wanted a low-key, low-stress relationship, and by all means, I'm for ( Read more... )