This is for you, Ali Hayes ( Read more... )

Hm, it has been brought to my attention that a certain street mannequin has been attempting to insult me and my way of life. I guess having a life outside of high school and the internet means you're a big loser slut bad evil evil evil bad terrible person. You know, it's kindof funny when people you don't know at all go out with one of your ex- ( Read more... )

Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'm really, really, really, really, really, REALLY bored. I'm kinda sick of this livejournal too, I think I'm just going to go ahead and close this account pretty soon. I mean, it's not like anybody reads the damn thing. Hell, if I was one of my friends, or even enemies ( Read more... )

Lox, bagels, cream cheese, tomato, and avocado.

Peanut Butter Crunch, and 2% milk.

Two eggs (over medium), hashbrowns, and toast.

M&M cookies, and 2% milk.

Chocolate chip cookie dough, beef jerky, Pizza-licious Pringles, and chocolate chip cookie dough.

Puppy Brains, kitten fetus, and the blood of a half-born calf.

This entry, is for you, Ali:

Avocadoes.

Ok, gonna cool it on the jills for a couple weeks ( Read more... )

Oh man, this was the best birthday ever. Thank you Ali, for singing that "Sweet Laura May" song, thank you Grandma and Grandpa for coming out here, thank you Kelsey for comin' out to Livermore with Jake for my Birthday, thank you Brenden and David for the Birthday cigarettes, thank you Audrey, Maggie, Mom, Leslie, Sara, Bio-dad, Robo-dad, and Jim ( Read more... )

<3Jake ( Read more... )

By the way, that first bit of my entry has absolutely nothing to do with the last. I was just saying.

Oh yea, and I think I'm putting bits of my old website back up. Just for memoir of the old days of failed anger management.

Ok, so, what ISN'T funny about a lady giving birth to an oversized mutated pumpkin? With claws? And razor sharp teeth? And when it's born it jumps out and brutalizes the doctors? And the mother? And even after the fact the lady's just like, "What?"

I couldn't tell ya.

Nick Norton's my new best friend.