I've got mucus, phlegm, snot, headaches, an aching body and absolutely no energy. What am I? Oh yes, that's right, I' super-mega-monster ILL ( Read more... )

Happy birthday to me ( Read more... )

Ooh poor Kristoffer's just been evicted ( Read more... )

I can't find the remote for my DVD player.
Where the FUCK is it?!
Any suggestions?

You know how, when you, as me, own an endless amount of CDs, collected over the years, shadows of former obsessions now washed away by Time, the bitch, and one day, you find yourself standing in front of the CD rack, looking, frantically searching, only to realize that there's nothing, NOTHING, that you want to listen to ( Read more... )

OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA!

Am heading over to Maria's tonight to do an election all-nighter. Have bought American beer, American crisps, American all kinds of junk and I'm ready to rock.

It's four in the morning ( Read more... )

Favourite music video and song ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

My knee has been acting up for 10 days in a row. It started randomly when I was visiting my mum and it just got worse and worse. On Tuesday I called my doctor and convinced her that it was serious enough for me to get an appointment the same day. So I went up there, humping like a spastic, and told her very loudly, 'IT HURTS AND YOU HAVE TO DO ( Read more... )

Random highlights ( Read more... )