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[laurabellefb3]

So I just had a fortune cookie. I love fortune cookies. They’re so fun and yummy, and even if Confusions was kind of an ass the proverbs are usually amusing. However, this particular fortune cookie wasn’t so uplifting. There was a Bible passage. Philippians 2:2. Who the fuck puts Bible verses in a fortune cookie? That’s just wrong. Thanks cookie.

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[mike_nox]

Relating story:

My friend Brian and his sister went to a restaraunt where a bunch of fortune cookies were available to take.. they took out the fortunes with a tweezers or something.. and replaced them with ones pretaining embarrassing sexual related destinies or imminent doom. His story, true or not, made me giggle.

[annabelle55]

Who the fuck puts Bible verses in a fortune cookie?

Jesus. Jesus has taken over the world

[gunsgo_bang_x]

i heart you.
just thought you should know.
kthxbie.