01:24 It was a really good birthday. I has a jackalope now! You are so jealous! www.kidrobot.com/Toys/PlushToys/JackalopePlush14Inch.html

15:38 @ TwitchingMonkey Won't your lover be disappointed when he takes the panties off and finds that your ass was fake? I mean, not *your* lover..

21:00 Just watched Coming to America to prepare for a pub quiz ( Read more... )

15:48 So we meet again, blackberry seeds. #myoldnemesis

16:33 RT @peoplemag: Enrique Iglesias will water ski - NAKED - as part of World Cup bet. ow.ly/2bs42
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01:13 It's my birthday now. Kill it.

01:14 Me & @dac545 finally went to trivia night at Sharlene's and guess what? We came in 8th out of 9 teams. A brilliant debut.

01:29 @ TwitchingMonkey Thanks monkeydude :)

12:31 I share a birthday with Patrick Stewart and Cheech Marin. How about that.

13:14 Damn rain got my hamster wet.

13:31 @ i_am_scifi Tx! If ( Read more... )

01:38 Hot in Cleveland is such a naughty fun, feel-good show. There aren't enough feel-good shows on TV these days.

13:47 El Diario calling Spain "Conquistadores!" Because they slaughtered South Americans & Africans? #worldcup

14:11 Got to Carroll Gardens too quick. An hour early for work. Sitting in Le Petit Cafe on Court Street. Place is GORGEOUS ( Read more... )

00:01 I love that one of the top Google searches with "Diego Lugano" is "Diego Lugano sin camisa." #uru #futbol

00:29 Wow, @alyankovic is still awesome. New polka medley! www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBQypXiZ0-s

14:25 @ monkeyonthelam Why s'much love for Spain?

14:27 Ugh, ABC is not coming in well at all on my TV. Sound's going out every other second.

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09:35 Memorizing dog food formulas on my way to first day at new job. Practicing saying "mixed tocopherols."
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23:56 Ahahaha, SCILF! Has that been part of the Colbert opening for a while and I just noticed it? Or was it just for the Carell ep?

23:59 @ monkeyonthelam They are both SILF's hehehe. Thanks, I knew you'd answer that!

23:59 @ monkeyonthelam Oops, meant SCILF's!

00:03 "Land Hawaii" might be the funniest thing I have ever, ever heard, and I cannot ( Read more... )

00:09 How could I watch two whole episodes of Hot in Cleveland & not realize "the British woman" is Jane Leeves? Daphne for crisakes! *smacksself*

16:33 @ monkeyonthelam How do you send death threats to an octopus? He doesn't have a mailbox or anything.
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16:03 Wayne Rooney voted ugliest footballer in the world. yhoo.it/dnwU6u Score has changed bit.ly/arctZk but lol nonetheless.

16:21 @ monkeyonthelam The octopus predicted Spain would win this one.

16:27 Stunning. Paul the octopus predicted the outcome of every Germany World Cup game correctly. Too bad he won't live to see 2014.

16:30 So now #GER ( Read more... )

16:45 @ dac545 I thought the coach took him off because they completely gave up... But I still thought it was a weird thing to do.

16:48 @ monkeyonthelam This is old, but maybe it will make you feel better. bit.ly/3dKF1u Poor baby couldn't play today cuz he got hurted :(

16:57 @ monkeyonthelam He's a beautiful boy. I was so rooting for Uruguay. They ( Read more... )