porduh valarduh.

[laurenesque]

A lady calls and before I can even finish my spiel (Cruise Holidays Your Ship and Shore Vacation Store, this is Lauren how may I help you?) she announces "I wanna go to Maui and I wanna see Pearl Harbor

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[freetobeme]

That's hilarious. Seriously.

[ottothunderr]

I imagine a raspy voice with a slight drawl. Am I close?