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Epilogue
I just looked in the mirror. I liked what I saw for the first time. I did it. -
Fuck shit ass douche poop
Today Dana brought home some Olive Garden that was left over from work (she gets catered food nearly every day on account of working in the medical profession), and offered me some. Since I was on my way out the door I decided I would wait until I got home to eat the delicious fettucini alfredo that there was probably a gallon of. Upon returning to ( Read more... ) -
In ten days
On Valentine's day Team Shark Week is playing a show. This oughtta be interesting. It's going to be hard to go to school the next day. I think we're playing first, so it will be a perfect opportunity to get drunk. -
Attention: Women. Do not go near me.
I am both a registered sex offender and huge pervert. I am a furry. I wear wolf, dragon, and unicorn shirts. I have fetishes for the following: armpits, the backs of knees, leather shoes, pudding, and down jackets. I like to throw tennis balls at sex partners. I have over seven nipples. I masturbate when I cry. I am not vegan. I am a musician. I am ( Read more... ) -
It's starting
I had a sex dream last night. I guess I'm in a worse spot than I assumed. -
This is the best thing ever.
Right now as I type, I am taking a dump, and listening to metal. I re-iterate: this is the coolest thing I have ever done. EVER. -
It hasn't happened yet
Whenever I shave my beard off the hardest thing to shave is the moustache. -
Surprise!
After last night I'm just glad that I'm not in jail and I didn't get in a fight. I deserved to. I win.
