Lt. Dan: "Where you boys from in the world ( Read more... )

"GOD why does everyone just have 'Punk Rock Girl' as there only Dead Milkmen song!!?"

I BELIEVE IN SWORDFISH

I BELIEVE IN SWORDFISH

Someone stole my burrito at work. Who does that?!

Guess what woke me up at 5am this morning? The sound of my downstairs neighbor vomiting...in her house.

"Have a good time all the time and always eat the worm"

Yeah! I have health insurance! Lets ghost ride the whip!

I almost upgraded to a paid account just to post this picture because it made me so damn happy. I'll just link it http://jezebel.com/5124920/martin-short--steve-martin-the-sea-amigos

ps there was no way jpg file so no I am not retarded

It was nice getting out of the house at least.

"you have crusties in your eyes, no don't wipe them away I like crusties"

oh Mystery you are the eternal fountain of knowledge

Tentative plan: Me and Lee get pancakes at Dennys. We drive to Sacramento to see High School Musical 3(since thats the only place it is playing) after that we try to sneak into hot tubs, preferably in fancy hotels. This may be the best Christmas ever ( Read more... )