I'm Rich BITCH

[laurensnorin]

HOLY SHIT I got an great refund on my federal income tax! I figured California would screw me again, so much so that I named my account bloodsuckingCA, but the Golden State GAVE me money. They must have known I didn't litter, stomp on a flower or spit on anything in the state.

Comments

[kellenolszewski]

everyone gets that, it's an election-year buyout / economic stimulus scheme cooked up by the bush administration:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article3213089.ece

they're desperately trying to delay the fallout from the housing market collapse until the next president is sworn in

[yiddishsoul]

That's just a proposal, so far. No one would already be seeing the money...

[kellenolszewski]

i got $12.59

[yiddishsoul]

FUCK. Somebody totally Jewed me.

[vyvyanbasterd]

I slipped on a discarded
banana peel
and on my way down
I hit my head

It was the government's fault

It was the fault,
of government.

[helicopterjones]

OH WE GO