after i dropped the gals off at dans i sped off in the BMW 325i like usual and raced some stupid ass in an eclipse...HA he thought he could beat me in that japanese vehical, but it was no match for the german fortress, i was like zip zip zipidy doooooo DA! wat else oh yea i bought somehting that i never thought i would buy ...can you guesss kidz ( Read more... )

sugarybananas: im sorry ive been online the whole day waiting for you by myself so there ( Read more... )

sugarybananas: im sorry ive been online the whole day waiting for you by myself so there ( Read more... )

today i went over to my cousin sophie's house and we were playing with a whoopie cushion and i totaly forgot how funny those things really are, llike her little six year old body woudl sit on the damn thing and all hell woudl break loose and you wonder how such a little girl could make a sound liek that

obese children are recently blamed on the ever so smug Cookie Monster but
"wat can you expect when youre a depressed monster and friends with a large retarded canary"

hahahahahahh that was the funniest thing ive heard in forever

even tho i KNEW that the smart start with soy protein has more cinnamin clusters i still boughth the regular kind and now all i want to do is complain about the LACK OF clusters...i mean depending on the strength of the yen of late there should be a decent amount of clusters to be had

alex said he was goin to go set himself on fire today...

ealier (is that how to spell that word???) i waas wathcing Jenny Jones talk show and there was this commercial for futire shows askin :

"Is your teen daughter way too over-weight to be a player"

oh man i guess you had to be there
so i was like peace

squishy cow fell off and is sitting right next to the Homie. The Cows day will come, hopefully sooner than later.

lilUNCLEbabay: i was eating a ring pop and and i just went to go look in the mirrow and my mouth is completely blue ( Read more... )

i was watching the national lampoons european vacation , but it was on TNT so when he said "oh fuck" , you could totaly see his mouth moving and make out wat he said but they had put an "oh darnet" instead... hahah guess you had to be there ...so i was like peace