Comments | lauriesux: uh, I miss sex, but not enough to sleep with you.

lauriesux

uh, I miss sex, but not enough to sleep with you.

Jun 17, 2006 01:36

So, finished work early tonight and was invited to go to Minglewoods with some girls from work. I'm not really a minglewoods fan, but decided ( Read more... )

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lokiian June 17 2006, 06:18:59 UTC

I love pick-up lines that sound like somebody dared you to say it. "Yo, I dare you to tell that girl at the bar 'you'd look great on my pillow tomorrow morning'. There's a beer in it for you. It's totally worth the kick in the nards you're going to get."

the_square June 17 2006, 08:50:27 UTC

That lines still better than my classic "Please, please don't run away."

matthopkins June 17 2006, 23:08:11 UTC

Foolproof.

chris_bush June 17 2006, 12:29:10 UTC

Now the question is, if it were Brad Pitt who said you'd look great on his pillow the next morning...?

lauriesux June 17 2006, 20:16:24 UTC

hell yes! Take that Angelina!..... ya right... would never happen. :(

mindexplodes June 17 2006, 17:38:13 UTC

Caroline! i thought we learned our lesson LAST time at minglewoods!
at least it was only a half hour instead of an hour this time!

p.s. guys are gross.

lauriesux June 17 2006, 20:16:53 UTC

umm...I don't learn well?

I got nothing.

maliciouslykind June 18 2006, 05:05:05 UTC

Come on!, last time you were there for like 45 minutes and you sat in a corner and talked to noone....because there was noone there.

lauriesux June 18 2006, 15:02:53 UTC

it was an hour, we timed it. And I talked to the creepy man who kept motioning for me to sit next to him. I said 'just no.'

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