So stuffed with ESD 4 cheese poutine it hurts.

Caroline thinks the bald man is hot.  Bruce pointed out that he was not bald but meerly had a shaven head.

Josh is getting married.  Stephy and Kim and everyone were there too.

Cab wouldn't let us in, he said go to the cab infront.  We said people were in it.  He said we had to go there.  We yelled.  He ( Read more... )

I am drunk......surprising, yes.

GREAT SHOPPING OPPORTUNITY BELOW:

Hey everyone,

This is to let you know that my mom is having a shopping show at our house.  This will be occurring on October 4th/2006 at 7:30ish, this is Wednesday (lots of time is given so that you can all book off work for this one night if need be).  This show is a big display of jewelry (beautiful necklaces, ( Read more... )

I fucking need friends...please be my friend.

Lindsay --

[noun]:

An alien

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Ok, I'm sorry, but this is going to be another angry post.

I'm pissed because I'm tired of people fucking with people.  Wait no, this is what I meant to say....it's one thing to fuck with me, but it's another thing to fuck with my friends.    You have no right to mess my with friends like that, you have no right at all.  You can't just stroll into ( Read more... )

I came to a realization last night and it's funny and scary all at the same time.

I've dated Laurie, Laurie's dated Sabrina, Sabrina's dated Caroline and Caroline's dated me.

That may sound weird at first, but it's true, I've confirmed it with Caroline...it makes me laugh.  I think that someone should do a research article about whether friends date ( Read more... )

PLEASE:

SAVE ME FROM 
MYSELF.

My thoughts are eating at my essence like it's candy...it's not candy.

Dear Nige face,

I know that we've had our ups and downs.  One minute we'll be all cudly and the next minute you'll bite my hand in between my thumb and my forefinger and not let go.  It's ok, I'll forgive and forget.  Nige I want to let you know that,

I love it when you smash your face into my face and make my chin swell up with red patches.

I ( Read more... )

I KNOW IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT WHAT I WANT, BELIEVE ME I KNOW...

BUT IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT EITHER.

THIS IS ENDING, THE WAY I AM.

I PROMISE YOU.