'so what they're going to fall out of the sky or something... have I ever told you you're a jerk?'

[lauriesux]

I've been selected for interviews for three potential positions after I graduate. This is all my old professors doing.... I don't want any of them (something like a quarter-life crisis)   I'm going to go anyway. Interviews are always more fun when you don't want the job. 
Apparently no one can get the idea of me being 'some head of a creative

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[mindexplodes]

ahahhahah " Starbucks introduces it's new drink : "Caroline's blood" " It would become the new happening gothic bar where everyone pretends their vampires!

It would be better if they were Woverine bandaids because then you would regenerate super fast!

[maliciouslykind]

Ew.

[casanova_d_fox]

I should keep batman bandaids on my untility belt. with the cell phone, camera, and keys. (was going to say something about the wolverine healing factor badaids but laurie beat me to it)