I've been sick as a dog and cycling through a variety of unpleasant symptoms for the last 2 days. On top of that, it's muggy as fuck and in the 90s outside. O, to lay incapacitated and naked on my bed with a dusty desk fan blustering away at mine orifices ( Read more... )

I got my first number at work last night. Well, my second number if you include the kooky old dude who won't drink our water, and comes in for a veggie grass and soup with no bread because it's not whole grain. But he just wants to read my astrological chart because I've got "heightened energies ( Read more... )

Wow, today at work was shitty. I had a 5 table section (each 2 tops) that never gets sat for only 3.5 hours. I guess this was some kind of training shift? Fine, but I made only $24. Hello! That's less than 7 bucks an hour. In addition, everyone I worked with today was in a pissy mood. Prime for them to take it out on the new girl. Yep. Sucked. Here ( Read more... )

I'm feeling rather and inexplicably desperate right now. Sad. Bothered. Slightly uncomfortable and just a hint of desperation, like I want to cry or sleep but am too apathetic to do either ( Read more... )

 I'm having time and Aimee's computer somehow gets internet at our place (though mine does not), so I thought I'd update.

Boston is full up today, as per usual (God Bless America day and whatnot). The harbor is full of boats. Akin to tailgating, boaters pull up early in the morning and grill on deck drinking all day, looking forward to being ( Read more... )

I'm experiencing this strange phenomenon. When I sit here and focus on my computer, all of the ambient noise around me becomes indistinguishable. It reminds me of my too-hard-mollie roll. Everything melts together and all of the voices seem to be speaking a foreign language in varying speeds.

 I feel like an entirely different person than I was a week ago. My perceptions have radically shifted along with my brain chemistry ( Read more... )

I'm sick. Not very sick, but my throat started to swell up yesterday and my face began leaking soon after. On the bright side, I never got sick on the road (!!) and I don't have much to do these days beyond look for a job and keep on truckin'. My life has been incredibly easy this last week since I got home. Today, I woke up at noon to some crazy ( Read more... )

I have two new roommates for the summer! Bing moved in the day before yesterday. I'm not sure how old he is. Mid-twenties? Originally from Mass, he just got back from traveling around Latin America for 10 months and picking up spoken Spanish on the way. Needless to say, we get along famously. I'm actually already developing a minor crush on the guy ( Read more... )

Last night
I came across the biggest penis I have ever encountered.

Everything I thought I'd ever known was rendered useless.