I keep wondering how long it will take my roommate, Jessica to realize the cat vomit in the livingroom floor. I wonder if it's just a standstill? I mean, I'm shouldn't have to pick it up. It's her cat, and I'm like there for two hours a day. Her catbox is two weeks full again ( Read more... )

I'm going to try to do this quickly ( Read more... )

I just made this up.

Justacunt Simpson. a.k.a. Jessica Simpson.

I hope this catches on.

I'm sore from sleeping wrong on Keith's bed. I've been sleeping on the "right" (the opposite of "wrong", not "left") side and it still hurts. His bed is too soft. My aching back...kid's these days with their flimsy beds ( Read more... )

I just spent the last four hours cleaning and putting away Christmas decorations ( Read more... )

I mentioned this last year, but the crows have returned. Actually, after talking to a customer at work, they told me that they are more likely to be starlings. They have returned in greater numbers this year.

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(1)I'm sad. :^(

(2)I'm happy. :^)

(3)I'm having an orgasm. >^O

(4)I'm angry. ;^[

(5)I'm tired. /^o

Here's my order so far today:

(2)
(3)
(2)
(2)
(2)
(3)
(5)
(2)
(3)
(5)
(5)
(2)
(1)

( Yes, three times folks. )

So, to continue...

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I've been too busy lately to fit it all in, but the largest part has been a guy. His name is Keith and he is fucking awesome. I met him at the nineties over Pride and we have hardly spent any time apart. He is so hot. A six pack, gorgeous chest, and tatoos all over. He is an amazing cook and baker. He made us banana bread last night that was ( Read more... )

Yesterday was awesome. I started out by going to class and taking an algebra quiz, which I aced. Not one wrong. I've taken three now and only one wrong total. Afterwards, I started to believe I was some kind of math prodigy, but by the time I got home I awoke ( Read more... )