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four titties time

i really have no idea what to do right now. i know what is probably happening; i know what i'd like to happen. i even know what i ought to be doing. but i just don't know how to proceed.

so i wrote a paper. and it wasn't even bad. but it's for the class i want to withdraw from.

also, i am eating squash, which also isn't bad.

so 2 months ago i unloaded an impossibly packed minivan, started my computer on the resnet registration, and set off to bother a polish man while i waited. i surprised him at his house, the gullible fool. i blabbered. he listened. i blabbered more. he still listened. i slept in what is now jason's room, my favorite one at 8 warren. i set the ( Read more... )

i saw the red hot chili peppers in boston last night. they did not play breaking the girl, which made me dissappointed. however they also did not play under the bridge. and that made one of the major pillars of my world fall down.

i am, for the second time this week, eating a gigantic and delicious cucumber freshly picked from the yard. i win ( Read more... )

very...eventful 4th of july. watched the naval academy fireworks show. my favorite were the little white ones that look like almost nothing when they first explode, but then a split second later, they burst into a huge shower of swirlies. it was like stealth beauty ( Read more... )

i almost just went to work. i woke up, saw that it was 7:15, and thought that i was late. i started frantically getting dressed and trying to remember jessica's phone number and trying to formulate an excuse and hoping i wouldn't get fired. only after i decided "fuck brushing your teeth, your toothbrush is packed and you don't have time," did i ( Read more... )

i just came home from a party, from which i jacked a bowl of pie. i left the metal fork i was eating with at bobby's house and figured i'd better not push my luck for plastic one since i was already stealing her pie and all. on the way home, the bowl toppled over in my car and when i picked it back up, it had a plastic fork in it. i do not ( Read more... )