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During my sophomore year of high school (many, many thousands of years ago), my parents--in attempt to temper an adolescence in the midst of going wild--bought me a golden retriever for my birthday. I totally flipped out in the very best way, for a time even feigning an interest in behaving and praising Jesus for His glory. To this day, I can't ( Read more... )

I really like this picture! Even though my head is so fucking large! I have embraced the fact that I am a big-headed, fat man. I suppose acceptance comes more easily when you are in like with someone.


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Bush 'Viewed War in Lebanon as a Curtain-Raiser for Attack on Iran ( Read more... )

we're taking fear-mongering to a whole new level! we will prove Lieberman was right to be "tough on terror"! spineless defeato-crats would have us all ruled by Islamic Fascists ( Read more... )

sometimes I really enjoy Mr. Hagel, even if he is just posturing for his run in 2008 (and even if this is about three weeks late ( Read more... )

I still think my good friend Kody Leonard

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I arrived at 10:20am to buy tickets for Sleater-Kinney's last show, only to discover the show sold out in less than five minutes (tickets went on sale at 10am). I'm so annoyed that I didn't drag my ass out of bed 30 minutes earlier. Look how much the fucking asshole scalpers are selling tickets for! I've lifted all text from craigslist ads ( Read more... )